** IMPORTANT - SUPPORTED DEVICES
iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat
NEW FREE LEVEL!
Nervous about your first day in school? Don't worry, we've got you covered. Practice schooling with this A grade high school simulation. Available NOW for all owners of Goat Simulator. Even you.
* All new simulated school campus area
* Dethrone the prom queen, get home schooled and score with a cheerleader (literally)
* More new mutators than I can count. 1, 3, 4.
* Lots of challenges and secrets. Just like in a real school. But fun.
Bling bling. We're pimpin’ our menus to look nice. Like in real videogames.
* Improved goat selector with hints for how to unlock all goats. Because using YouTube is cheating.
* Swipe to move between goat apps. Even a monkey could do it.
* New better looking NPC people. Just as fun to headbutt. Maybe even more.