Play the world's most hilarious INFINITE SLIDER today!
*Featured in Apple's "15 Weirdest Games"!*
Ever wanted to torture a small, helpless computer game character? Well now you can in 8-BIT WATERSLIDE!
Take control of a screaming coward, TIPLER as he hurtles along this awesome pixel death slide.
But before his gruesome demise… Why not set him on fire? Kick him in the nuts? shove fruit up his butt or shower him in acid?
It's pure, wholesome fun for the whole family!
Still not convinced you need this game?
--Double fart jumps--
Yep, that's right! This game isn't just genre bustingly original, it's also super highbrow and intellectual.
8-BIT WATERSLIDE is the debut game of animation duo tea&cheese in collaboration with ANCIENT GAMES D.S and indie-game behemoth, Nicoll Hunt, creator of FIST OF AWESOME.
Pay once and play forever…
"There's just something to it's brand of crazy that makes everything work" -148Apps
"If you love retro graphics and have a big sense of humor, then 8-BIT WATERSLIDE is the perfect little gem for you!" - AppAdvise
"8-BIT WATERSLIDE seems like something the characters from Mike Judge's Idiocracy might watch on TV." - Touch Arcade
"Playing convulsed with laughter can be considered a good gaming experience" - sspai
8-BIT WATERSLIDE is now FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And we've added whole bunch of new awesome stuff to amuse your brain.
- 3 shiny new costumes including TRUMP TIPLER. Oooooh Topical!
- New super-fun level sections.
- New death pipes - CANNONS and ARROWS!
- New obstacle. Tipler now gets injected with poison until he projectile vomits. It's delightful!
- Lots of really sexy bug fixes and optimisations.
*If you already paid for the game you'll get all the new stuff but with no ads or IAPs and you'll get a FREE costume!
Lots of love x